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These are fictions which are backed up here with no possibilities of rewrites. They may also be uncensored versions of public posted versions.

Any fics with an MA rating have explicit sex and/or violence. Advisory 18+ content, so if you're below that age and read you consent to reading material rated higher.

I don't really warn for stories unless it's particularly graphic, so a general warning for all fics is as follows: 
Swearing, M/M pairings, inappropriate humour, angsting, bitching, whining, melodrama & crack. Keep an eye out for possible gore and character death, likely due to murder. Cannibalism also has a funny habit of popping up in mention.


Naruto:

Romanticide: 1 - INCOMPLETE
Seven Deadly Sins: 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5 - INCOMPLETE
Sexual Cavities - COMPLETE
Bring It On Akatsuki! - COMPLETE
Only Eternal With You - COMPLETE

Original Fictions:

Of Blood and Flesh: 1 - INCOMPLETE
Sleeping Beauty - COMPLETE
The GayDar Curse: 1 - INCOMPLETE

Cosplay Update

Work In Progress: 
Rowena Ravenclaw - Harry Potter [25%]
Arya - Eragon [0%]
Catwoman - Comic Version [0%]
Lionhead Luna - HP Quidditch Group [50%]
Catwoman - Original TV Version [80%] (necklace)]
Ty Lee - Avatar: The Last Airbender [0%]
Tiny Tina - Borderlands 2 [0%]


Complete: 
Kyoko - Skip Beat [100%]
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter [100%] (needs new tie!!!)
Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [100%] (New Tiara)
Baby Jane Splicer - Bioshock [100%]
Trelawney - Harry Potter [100%]
Claudia - Vampire Chronicles [100%]
Finny - Kuroshitsuji [100%]
Lara Croft  [100%]
Kayley - Quest for Camelot [100%]
Schoolgirl Sakura - Naruto [100%]
Merrill - Dragon Age 2 [100%] Requires some technical edits
Shaundi - Saints Row the Third [100%]

Future Cosplay:
Leia and Ewok - Star Wars
Durmstrang Student - Harry Potter
Setsuka Heel - Skip Beat
Jun Tao - Shaman King
Drusilla - Buffy The Vampire Slayer [90%]

Retired:
Nina - Code Geass R2
Ice Climber - SSBB
Kitty Pryde - X-Men Evolution

Weighing things up

I only come here when I'm sad, and now that I'm trying to get better, I try to distract myself when I'm feeling bad and so I've now started neglecting this journal. Which is funny really, because check LJ at least weekly. But in retrospect it means this journal is very negative and I rarely talk about the good stuff.

So this week was bad, I had a depressed dip and I still can't seem to shake it off right now and it might be making me sick, who even knows with my body. So as always, I slunk back somewhere familiar, and eventually came to this realisation, so in attempt to shake this off, I'mma list the good shit for once.

1) I'm at fucking university. It's not the best, but I'm on the road, and that's more than I thought was possible for the longest fucking time.
2) I have a job on my own values. I won this on my own talent, not without a good word put in for me.
3) The job I have is fucking amazing in value. It's a research study for CAMBRIDGE and furthermore, it's in the field I want a career in. I couldn't ask for more valuable PAID experience.
4) I'm at least averaging a 2:1 which is GREAT. That's what I need to keep up to get to a good postgrad.
5) I started something I've always wanted to do: Cheerleading. I'm finally trying new things
6) I actually have started being responsible. I pretty much run my student house, and so I've started dealing with phone calls and people and confrontations. I pay bills and I live on my own for at least part of the week. It's not complete independence but I've taken the steps towards it, and fuck anyone who mocks that. I'm trying.
7) I have finally been able to see who my true friends are. The people who want to know me, and the people who I want in my life. My friendships aren't just of convenience any more, but actually the people who matter to me.
8) I made contact with my Dad, I mended a bridge I thought was burned, and I can now have contact with two sisters I thought I'd lost. They know me and I'm a part of their lives.
9) I'm still trying, this isn't the end yet, this is a work in progress. And that will always be my best point.

Sometimes I just need to put things into perspective, because I've come a long way and now I know that I can do this. So this depression dip can fuck right off, because I am stronger than this and I have fought in harder situations and come out stronger, so this dip doesn't even stand a chance.

The new scar on my arm does suck tho D8

AHAHAHAHAA. EXAMS.

AHAHAHA REVISION.

AHAHAHA this decides the rest of my life. Why do I do this to myself?

Cosplay

Cosplay: 

Work In Progress:  
Ty Lee - Avatar: The Last Airbender [0%]
Tiny Tina - Borderlands 2 [0%]
Butterfree Gijinka - Pokemon [0%]
Rowena Ravenclaw - Harry Potter [0%]
Arya - Eragon [0%]
Catwoman - Original TV Version [80%] (necklace)]
Lionhead Luna - HP Quidditch Group [50%]
Misty - Pokemon [80%] (Wig, shoes, etc.)

Complete:  
Kyoko - Skip Beat [100%] 
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter [100%] (needs new tie!!!)
Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [100%] (New Tiara)
Baby Jane Splicer - Bioshock [100%]
Trelawney - Harry Potter [100%]
Claudia - Vampire Chronicles [100%]
Finny - Kuroshitsuji [100%] 
Lara Croft  [100%]
Kitty Pryde - X-Men Evolution [100%] (needs fixing up)
Kayley - Quest for Camelot [100%]
Schoolgirl Sakura - Naruto [100%] 
Merrill - Dragon Age 2 [100%] Requires some technical edits
Shaundi - Saints Row the Third [100%]

Future Cosplay:
Leia and Ewok - Star Wars
Durmstrang Student - Harry Potter 
Setsuka Heel - Skip Beat
Jun Tao - Shaman King
Nonette Enneagram - Code Geass
Drusilla - Buffy The Vampire Slayer [90%]

Retired:
Nina - Code Geass R2 
Ice Climber - SSBB

Cosplays are done in priority order, mainly notes for me to reference to and the Star Wars is a very far ahead in the future cosplay. First three are for a convention. Fourth Cosplay for Alcon is undecided.

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The GayDar Curse

Title: The Gaydar Curse
Category: Fiction » Romance
Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Language: English,
Rating: Rated: M
Genre: Humor/Friendship
Published: 03-23-09, Updated: 03-23-09
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,573
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Sleeping Beauty [Original Fic]

Title: Sleeping Beauty
Category: Fiction » Romance
Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Language: English, Rating: Rated: M
Genre: Drama/Humor
Published: 02-28-09, Updated: 02-28-09
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,290


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COSPLAYYYY (again)

Cosplay: 

Work In Progress:  
Merrill - Dragon Age 2 [0%]
Shaundi - Saints Row the Third [0%]
Rowena Ravenclaw - Harry Potter [0%]
Catwoman - Original TV Version [80%] (necklace)
Drusilla - Buffy The Vampire Slayer [80%]
Lionhead Luna - HP Quidditch Group [50%]
Spanner - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [95%] 
Misty - Pokemon [80%] (Wig, shoes, etc.)


Complete:  
Kyoko - Skip Beat [100%] 
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter [100%] (needs new tie!!!)
Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [100%] (New Tiara)
Ice Climber - SSBB [100%] (possibly retiring?)
Baby Jane Splicer - Bioshock [100%]
Trelawney - Harry Potter [100%]
Claudia - Vampire Chronicles [100%]
Finny - Kuroshitsuji [100%] (red hairclips)
Lara Croft  [100%]
Kitty Pryde - X-Men Evolution [100%] (needs fixing up)
Kayley - Quest for Camelot [100%]
Sakura - Naruto [100%] (New SchoolGirl version)

Future Cosplay:
Leia and Ewok - Star Wars
Durmstrang Student - Harry Potter 
Arya - Eragon
Setsuka Heel - Skip Beat

Retired:
Nina - Code Geass R2 

Cosplays are done in priority order, mainly notes for me to reference to and the Star Wars is a very far ahead in the future cosplay. I'm aiming to get my first three priorities done by the end of this year.

Cosplay Update (again)

Cosplay: 

Work In Progress:  
Kayley - Quest for Camelot [85%]
Catwoman - Original TV Version [80%] (necklace)
Drusilla - Buffy The Vampire Slayer [75%]
Merrill - Dragon Age 2 [0%]
Rowena Ravenclaw - Harry Potter [0%]
Lionhead Luna - HP Quidditch Group [50%]
Spanner - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [95%] 
Sakura - Naruto [30%]
Misty - Pokemon [80%] (Wig, shoes, etc.)


Complete:  
Kyoko - Skip Beat [100%] 
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter [100%] (needs new tie!!!)
Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [100%] (New Tiara)
Ice Climber - SSBB [100%] (possibly retiring?)
Baby Jane Splicer - Bioshock [100%]
Trelawney - Harry Potter [100%]
Claudia - Vampire Chronicles [100%]
Finny - Kuroshitsuji [100%] (red hairclips)
Lara Croft  [100%]
Kitty Pryde - X-Men Evolution [100%] (needs fixing up)

Future Cosplay:
Kurda - Darren Shan Series
Steampunk Harpist  - OC Steampunk Music Group
Leia and Ewok - Star Wars
Durmstrang Student - Harry Potter

Retired:
Nina - Code Geass R2 

Cosplays are done in priority order, mainly notes for me to reference to and the Star Wars is a very far ahead in the future cosplay. I'm aiming to get my first three priorities done by the end of this year and as a side project, finish my steam punk harpist. 

Cosplay Update

Cosplay:

Work In Progress: 
Kayley - Quest for Camelot [0%]
Catwoman - Original TV Version [80%] (necklace & wig)
Drusilla - Buffy The Vampire Slayer [65%]
Lionhead Luna - HP Quidditch Group [50%]
Spanner - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [95%]
Sakura - Naruto [30%]
Misty - Pokemon [80%] (Wig, shoes, etc.)
Nina - Code Geass R2 [85%] (wig & glasses)

Complete: 
Kyoko - Skip Beat [100%]
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter [100%] (needs new tie!!!)
Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [100%] (New Tiara)
Ice Climber - SSBB [100%] (possibly retiring?)
Baby Jane Splicer - Bioshock [100%]
Trelawney - Harry Potter [100%]
Claudia - Vampire Chronicles [100%]
Finny - Kuroshitsuji [100%] (red hairclips)

Future Cosplay:
Kairi - KH
Kurda - Darren Shan Series
Steampunk Harpist  - OC Steampunk Music Group
Leia and Ewok - Star Wars

I also have a Kitty Pryde cosplay which I have nooo clue what to do with. Cosplays are done in priority order, mainly notes for me to reference to and the Star Wars is a very far ahead in the future cosplay.

So, Hey there!

I've been gone for a while and had a lot to think about. Where I'm going in life, how I'm going to get there. How to deal with friends and family, etc.

There's been a lot on my plate, from having heart break and finding out nothing lasts forever, to spending great days with friends but still not feeling entirely there.

Tbh, my head still isn't really all put together just yet. I'm worried about my cat, I'm excited for my sister, my Mum has already started contractions.

And I'm going to Florida.

I really have no clue where I'm at anymore, and it's hard to even sort things out enough to get them down in this journal. But I'm going to try, because I think it helps.

June
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So a while ago my darling best friend Fei and I were talking and somehow we came up with the pairing of Nearly Headless Nick and The Sorting Hat, words cannot describe the lulz we had, which were then amplified by Fei writing Hat songs for this pairing. Back then I said about Nick returning with a ballad, but never got round to it.

Six days ago it was this wonderful Lady Fei's birthday and so I present to her the first third of what I have promised <3 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEI! Nick's BalladCollapse )
Nick's BalladCollapse )
So err... romantic yes? XD

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Writer's Block: Songs of patriotism

If you were a country, what would be your national anthem?

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

My country would be blatantly renown for teen truancy, laziness, rudeness, swearing, health issues, probably acting a bit righteous and just making it past the standards of living and educational requirements, overall though a pretty bad country with a dodgy reputation.

Yeahhh that's Junesia.

Cosplay Update 2011

Cosplay:

Work In Progress: 
Finny - Kuroshitsuji [80%]
Misty - Pokemon [0%]
Catwoman - Original TV Version [80%]
Spanner - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [95%]
Nina - Code Geass R2 [85%]
Drusilla - Buffy The Vampire Slayer [65%]
Lionhead Luna - HP Quidditch Group [50%]

Complete: 
Kyoko - Skip Beat [100%]
Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter [100%]
Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn [100%]
Ice Climber - SSBB [100%]
Baby Jane Splicer - Bioshock [100%]
Hachi - Nana [100%]
Trelawney - Harry Potter [100%]
LoveVeryGood - Harry Potter OC [100%]

Future Cosplay:
Kairi - KH
Kurda - Darren Shan Series
Sakura/Tenten - Naruto
Steampunk Harpist  - OC Steampunk Music Group
Lara Croft

I also may possibly be doing Kim Possible and Claudia from the Vampire Chronicles, but I'm currently undecided on whether I have the money to do them. My aim for this year is not to let anymore then 2 more cosplays get added to this, I wanna complete my in progress ones first.

That Time of Year...

FIRSTLY MERRY CHRISTMASSS! 8D <3 Hope everyone has a good one!

Secondly, the Xmas meet was still fabby, even though loadsa people couldn't make it. I had a really fun time with everyone, many thanks to Becca and Michael who played host to me over the weekend, and double thanks to Kelly who got me there and back! And a huge thanks to everyone for the poundland gifts XD Especially Jenn who got me LUCOZADEEEEE 8D

The Murder Mystery was so much fun, playing a gold digger was quite entertaining and I enjoyed just having no morals for a evening. Unfortunately I started feeling ill partway through and got totally run-around by the murderess. (Becca you fiend).

All my love to those who I missed seeing over the xmas period! (particularly Dani, Laura and Amala! <3)

Not much to say on actual Christmas tbh, I'm not really one for it, but that's another matter entirely. SO ONTO NEW YEARS 8D New Year's Eve and such will be spent with my friendlings 8D <3 So it oughta to be a good one, but I'll post memories and stuff here.

Highlights of 2010:

- Finally doing and passing my GCSEs
- Seeing Lady Gaga TWICE 8D
- Succesfully getting to and staying at College
- All the crack discussions with Fei, from the HP to Slendy ones. I freakin' love her <3
- My incredibly childish and yet incredibly awesome 17th Birthday
- Reaching 400 reviews on one of my fictions
- The incredibly fun Alice in Wonderland tea party
- Ben&Jerry's festival with Becca (Dat ice-cream <3)
- The awesome day out at Gay Pride
- My first time hotelling at Expo
- The Bioshock cosplay group and the SSBB cosplay group

A huge thanks to:

Fei
Conor
Jenn
Kelly
Amala
Charlotte
Dani
Laura
Kherrifag
Dan
Vancha
Becca
Michael
Anar
Judy
Jo
Nessie

Who all, quite honestly, kept me grounded this past year whilst I started I was getting my life together. Even if they did it by just being there and having fun with me. <3 Surprisingly this year wasn't as memorable as last years, but it's still been a lot better and I owe most of it to my wonderful friends!

Finally, New Years Resolutions!:

1) Go back to dance classes
2) Start taking self-defence classes
3) Try to learn an instrument
4) Get a job
5) Try to learn gymnastics
6) Work on lyrics and singing again
7) Finish some of my writing
8) Get back into acting
9) Attend college and aim for UCL
10) Get driving by April.

So here's to hoping Christmas and New Years are good and that 2011 holds a lot of good things in store!

June
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My NaNo Fic

 Updated on Thursdays.

Category: Horror
Title: Can You Sense Me?
Genre: Romance/Fantasy
Rating: Fiction Rated: M
Summary: When Lysander wakes up in a world that makes a landfill look beautiful, he knows something is wrong, but it can't be the beautiful Princess and her Guards, right? A disturbing power is at work and Lysander needs to learn the secret of the five cards fast.

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2871733/1/

Please read the warnings!

June
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Nerves are a Bitch

I still haven't seen Harry Potter. I find this increasingly worrying.

Few quick things, have my Sociology Mock tomorrow, it's my last one coz I missed it last time due to me becoming increasingly ill. So far I've done well on my Psychology TAQ and Mock, getting A's in both and getting a B in my English Mock. I had my Business Mock yesterday, it was awful, I wanted to cry. Now I feel petrified about my Sociology mock, so blah.

I'm alright currently, still feeling a bit clingy to my pets since the loss of my dog, but I'm dealing and yeah trying to get in the Xmas mood.

Anyways, two fabulous bits of news. Get to see Lady Gaga tomorrow and update my NaNo fic. So at least there's something to look forward to 8D

June
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R.I.P.

When I was little we had two cats, Tiggy and Felix. Then when I was four we got a dog, we called her Pepsi and she was the first pet I grew up with. Felix was scared of the dog and moved down the road, so my Mum tried to soothe me by buying me a new kitten, Smudge. Eventually Tiggy grew old and left us to die, but I've always seen Pepsi and Smudge as my pets, I shared my childhood with them.

When Smudge was so close, I cried and I fought. And even though Pepsi hasn't lived with us for the past few years because of living accomodations, this still hurts.

Mum just told me she got put down. I don't even think she was given a fighting chance. I never even got to say bye.

Thirteen years, gone just like that.

All I can smell is her scent, remember the walks we took her on, remember crying into her fur, remember the time she ate my atrocious school hat. I love her.

R.I.P. Pepsi, the best childhood friend anyone could ever have, the most beautiful black labrador on the outside and the most beautiful dog on the inside. No other dog will ever compare, I will love you forever.

Mini Schedule Update

So I failed NaNo due to being ill and what not, but I did manage 30K and 50 pages, plus I quite like the story so I'm aiming to finish it by the fifth?

However, I didn't really calculate the fact that I currently have my mocks. Revision is such a bore. I had my English Mock today, I think I did alright, but only time will tell. I also had my Psych TAQ, think that went alright as well, hopefully a B or an A, fingers crossed! Tomorrow I have a Sociology Mock with some lovely essays on childhood and family diversity... guh. Kill me now kthxbai? Then Psych mock next Wednesday then waiting all the way to the 17th, is my Business Studies mock.

How do I slot NaNo into this revision craze? FFF. At least I have some great times to look forward to, a shoot with Becca on Sunday, Xmas Party and NY party. ANNND with any luck I'll finally get to see HP next wednesday, otherwise I may start strangling someone.

I want some moar fanfiction... I need something to nom nom on! D8

Anyways, I should really do something, toodles
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Think you know me?

 

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know?





❥ Name!:
June. It's not my birth name, but I currently wearing a dressing gown with June sewn into it, so it might as well be 8D

❥ Age!:
Seventeen. Driving Age.

❥ Location!:
England, nearish London and in a tiny village where trains are most inconvenient.

❥ Occupation!:
Model for friends in photography/art really, looking for another part-time job though.

❥ Partner!:
Lucozade.

❥ Kids!:
None as of yet.

❥ Brothers/Sisters!:
A half-sister on my dad's side, her name's Kairi and she's 5 now. She's the most adorable child ever, so curious and quick to learn. We have the same colour and skin colour and I miss her more than anything else in this world.

❥ Pets!:
3 cats. One diabetic black egyptian cat called Smudge, and two female tabbies named Elle and Bea. 2 Ferrets. One albino named Chi and one polecat named Slinky. Currently we're also taking care of a black labrador who was ours years ago, her name's Pepsi.

❥ Three to five things going on in my life!:
One~ I am currently working to be a Student Representative at my college
Two~ I am dieing at the hands of NaNoWriMo and inadvertently Fei.
Three~ I am currently suffering with severe stomach issues and I fear it's from too much lucozade.
Four~ I am learning to drive

❥ Parents!:
My Dad is a religious S.O.B. who held a grudge against me from when I was four years old. He was a violent drunk, a hypocrite and very cold and strict figure in my life. I haven't spoken to him since I was thirteen, I tried to forgive him a while back and tried to get in touch with him via my therapist, but upon hearing I tried to committ suicide he never contacted me. So yeah, bastard.
My mother is like my sister, young, vibrant and incredibly annoying. She's a bit fickle and irresponsible, has a habit of turning everything into a drama but she's got her heart in the right place and has always been there when I've really needed her.

❥ Close Friends!:
Fei, Anar and Judy for definite. I've know them for 3/4 years now and they've been there for me through everything. Asti and Sekra are also friends in an inspirational way. My closest friends are probably the cosplay lot on a regular basis though, especially Becca, Jo, Nessie and Laura who I speak to practically daily. Charlotte, Amala, Jenn, Kelly, Dan, Dani, Conor and Vancha have just been amazing though at making me feel welcome and I love them for that, so yeah those lot.